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Friday jokes- please! - Grace62 - 09-02-2011

Why is "phonetic" not spelled like it sounds?



Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.


Re: Friday jokes- please! - mikebw - 09-02-2011

A man walks into a DMV with a strainer on his head- :wink:


just trying to lower the bar - OWC Jamie - 09-02-2011




Re: Friday jokes- please! - Grace62 - 09-02-2011

mikebw wrote:
A man walks into a DMV with a strainer on his head- :wink:

nicely played


Re: Friday jokes- please! - ztirffritz - 09-02-2011

mikebw wrote:
A man walks into a DMV with a strainer on his head- :wink:

What am I missing here? Anything to do with the Pastafarian in Austria?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/niko-alm-pastafarian-colander_n_897700.html


Re: Friday jokes- please! - mikebw - 09-02-2011

ztirffritz wrote:
[quote=mikebw]
A man walks into a DMV with a strainer on his head- :wink:

What am I missing here? Anything to do with the Pastafarian in Austria?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/niko-alm-pastafarian-colander_n_897700.html
Yeah, we were just having a good discussion about this yesterday- http://forums.macresource.com/read.php?1,1217191


Re: Friday jokes- please! - testcase - 09-02-2011

ztirffritz wrote:
[quote=mikebw]
A man walks into a DMV with a strainer on his head- :wink:

What am I missing here? Anything to do with the Pastafarian in Austria?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/niko-alm-pastafarian-colander_n_897700.html


I guess we can't slip anything past you ziff......:wink:


Re: Friday jokes- please! - ztirffritz - 09-02-2011

mikebw wrote:
[quote=ztirffritz]
[quote=mikebw]
A man walks into a DMV with a strainer on his head- :wink:

What am I missing here? Anything to do with the Pastafarian in Austria?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/niko-alm-pastafarian-colander_n_897700.html
Yeah, we were just having a good discussion about this yesterday- http://forums.macresource.com/read.php?1,1217191
Wow. Now that was a funny thread. You can tell so much about people's personalities from that. Some people enjoy civil disobedience just for the hell of it. Others find it to be detrimental to society. Others find it to be necessary to preserve society. Others remain blissfully ignorant despite an issue smacking them in the face. All types were visible in that thread.


Re: Friday jokes- please! - cbelt3 - 09-02-2011

A naked pirate walked into a tailor's shop.

"What seems to be the problem, Sir ?", asked the tailor.

"Me parrot has hijacked me threads !", grumbled the pirate.

"Perhaps you should avoid posting on the MR Phorum", advised the tailor, pointing to his Macbook Air.


Re: Friday jokes- please! - Grace62 - 09-02-2011

All in all this is a pretty disappointing joke thread. Oh well.