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Re: These sayings are funny... - GuyGene - 11-27-2013
I like these things!
And, Yogi Berra. "That restaurant's too crowded. Nobody goes there". (Or was it backwards?)
Re: These sayings are funny... - Dennis S - 11-27-2013
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." - Mitch Hedberg
Re: These sayings are funny... - Black - 11-28-2013
"Honk honk!" - Harpo Marx
Re: These sayings are funny... - eustacetilley - 11-28-2013
One of the Great American Masters:
http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/24956.Dorothy_Parker
A couple of the most famous:
“If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least bit surprised.”
"If you don't have something nice to say about someone, sit next to me."
Eustace
Re: These sayings are funny... - srf1957 - 11-28-2013
Life is good: free food, warm pussy and then your born.