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Re: Neighbor's Juicy Oranges! - Paul F. - 10-25-2009

Sorry.. I'm just getting this vision...

(Blonde woman in a robe answers the door)
"Oh, Hi... you must be the new neighbor...my husbands not home... would you like to come in?"


Re: Neighbor's Juicy Oranges! - davester - 10-25-2009

Paul F. wrote:
Sorry.. I'm just getting this vision...

(Blonde woman in a robe answers the door)
"Oh, Hi... you must be the new neighbor...my husbands not home... would you like to come in?"

What do you have against brunettes and redheads?


Re: Neighbor's Juicy Oranges! - Paul F. - 10-25-2009

Not a thing!
IN fact, I prefer brunettes and redheads to blondes...

But Blondes more often appear in porno movies with setups like that Big Grin


Re: Neighbor's Juicy Oranges! - kap - 10-25-2009

How did a fruit tree turn into blonds in porn?

I always do triple-take when it comes to brunettes and redheads Big Grin


Re: Neighbor's Juicy Oranges! - Rick-o - 10-25-2009

So what the heck happened? Did the neighbor allow you to take the oranges, or did he brandish a firearm, or maybe a club to chase you away?

The suspense is killing me! :popcorn:


Re: Neighbor's Juicy Oranges! - btfc - 10-25-2009

The overhanging ones are fair game, but I'd go ask.


Re: Neighbor's Juicy Oranges! - kap - 10-25-2009

Rick-o wrote:
So what the heck happened? Did the neighbor allow you to take the oranges, or did he brandish a firearm, or maybe a club to chase you away?

The suspense is killing me! :popcorn:

Man, it's Sunday. No rush else I'd be looking down at a double barrel Big Grin


Re: Neighbor's Juicy Oranges! - kap - 10-25-2009

UPDATE: It's all dames ... two sisters. One blond and one brunette! They even allow me to get into their yard to pick all the oranges and lemons to my heart's content. The one I must be super nice to is their yappy mini Pinch.

Yeah, fresh orange juice every morning now!


Re: Neighbor's Juicy Oranges! - Paul F. - 10-25-2009

Sweet Big Grin


Re: Neighbor's Juicy Oranges! - btfc - 10-25-2009

Nice!