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'Evil does in fact die' - Tired of sappy obituaries for 3rd rate TV actors? Here's an obit for you! - hal - 02-11-2017
Leslie Ray "Popeye" Charping was born in Galveston on November 20, 1942 and passed away January 30, 2017, which was 29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved. Leslie battled with cancer in his latter years and lost his battle, ultimately due to being the horses ass he was known for. He leaves behind 2 relieved children; a son Leslie Roy Charping and daughter, Shiela Smith along with six grandchildren and countless other victims including an ex wife, relatives, friends, neighbors, doctors, nurses and random strangers.
At a young age, Leslie quickly became a model example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive. Leslie enlisted to serve in the Navy, but not so much in a brave & patriotic way but more as part of a plea deal to escape sentencing on criminal charges. While enlisted, Leslie was the Navy boxing champion and went on to sufficiently embarrass his family and country by spending the remainder of his service in the Balboa Mental Health Hospital receiving much needed mental healthcare services.
Leslie was surprisingly intelligent, however he lacked ambition and motivation to do anything more than being reckless, wasteful, squandering the family savings and fantasizing about get rich quick schemes. Leslie's hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets and fishing, which he was less skilled with than the previously mentioned. Leslie's life served no other obvious purpose, he did not contribute to society or serve his community and he possessed no redeeming qualities besides quick whited sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days.
With Leslie's passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend. No services will be held, there will be no prayers for eternal peace and no apologizes to the family he tortured. Leslie's remains will be cremated and kept in the barn until "Ray", the family donkey's wood shavings run out. Leslie's passing proves that evil does in fact die and hopefully marks a time of healing and safety for all.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/02/11/family-writes-brutally-honest-obit-texas-man/97791296/
Re: 'Evil does in fact die' - Tired of sappy obituaries for 3rd rate TV actors? Here's an obit for you! - vision63 - 02-11-2017
My man Les! That bastard
Re: 'Evil does in fact die' - Tired of sappy obituaries for 3rd rate TV actors? Here's an obit for you! - rgG - 02-11-2017
Wow, that is the definition of brutally honest.
Re: 'Evil does in fact die' - Tired of sappy obituaries for 3rd rate TV actors? Here's an obit for you! - GuyGene - 02-11-2017
Unfortunately, that's the truth for most people. Doesn't have to be... :facepalm:
Re: 'Evil does in fact die' - Tired of sappy obituaries for 3rd rate TV actors? Here's an obit for you! - NewtonMP2100 - 02-12-2017
.......Touch of Evil....???
Re: 'Evil does in fact die' - Tired of sappy obituaries for 3rd rate TV actors? Here's an obit for you! - SteveG - 02-12-2017
hal wrote:
'Evil does in fact die'
Otherwise known as "The Comcast Subscriber Slogan Of The Year Winner"
Re: 'Evil does in fact die' - Tired of sappy obituaries for 3rd rate TV actors? Here's an obit for you! - RgrF - 02-12-2017
It's a cute article.
We all leave a wake behind us, one we sometimes notice and take solace with; other times we willingly forget what we did and hope others do as well. What we'd like to be remembered for is often offset by the wake we created in creating whateverthe fck we thought we were doing in the first place. I use to know that: today with the onslaught of unfettered authoritarian militarism; I'm dismayed.
No country in modern history has been able to withstand the lure of nationalism and given that almost a third of this country deems it necessary, it would seem we are truly fkked as a nation of inclusion and hope.
Re: 'Evil does in fact die' - Tired of sappy obituaries for 3rd rate TV actors? Here's an obit for you! - wurm - 02-12-2017
I liked your use of the word "wake" there. Nice touch.
Re: 'Evil does in fact die' - Tired of sappy obituaries for 3rd rate TV actors? Here's an obit for you! - Numo - 02-12-2017
Not trying to assign blame, but there be more than one side to this story.
Re: 'Evil does in fact die' - Tired of sappy obituaries for 3rd rate TV actors? Here's an obit for you! - pRICE cUBE - 02-12-2017
We should invite this guy to post on the forum during our next Invite Someone To The Forum Day.