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Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Racer X - 02-21-2022
https://sports.yahoo.com/beijing-olympics-finnish-cross-country-skier-suffers-frozen-penis-the-pain-was-unbearable-190726163.html:smiley-shocked003:
The fact that this happened to him once before, last year, makes my head spin with questions I'd LOVE to have answered.
I do know that temperature-wise, I don't recall a colder overall winter olympics. I think they are usually around 30ish F. Sometimes mid 30s and slushy. This time it was around 10F?
Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - NewtonMP2100 - 02-21-2022
...if it was frozen....then he couldn't.....fin(n)ish....??
Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Racer X - 02-21-2022
A whole new twist on, no glove, no love.
Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Tiangou - 02-21-2022
A handy excuse for a poor performance.
Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Filliam H. Muffman - 02-21-2022
I was in the
Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Speedy - 02-21-2022
I’m sure he can find a way to warm it naturally.
Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - davester - 02-21-2022
Speedy wrote:
I’m sure he can find a way to warm it naturally.
But that would require a partner willing to endure probing with a frozen solid proboscis. Someone into S&M perhaps.
Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - btfc - 02-21-2022
That guy needs a fleece codpiece.
Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - RAMd®d - 02-21-2022
EMS to the rescue
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Re: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - RecipeForDisaster - 02-21-2022
btfc wrote:
That guy needs a fleece codpiece.
Fleece Kodpiece is my new Finnish heavy metal band.