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Dear Abby, tech version - Wags - 03-01-2022
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed: Desperate
The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)…
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2.
Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck
Tech Support
P.S. My advice would be simple: Turn Husband 1.0 off and on!
Re: Dear Abby, tech version - testcase - 03-01-2022
:ROTFL:
Re: Dear Abby, tech version - PeterB - 03-01-2022
I recommend Wife 1.0 uninstall Nagging 5.3, otherwise Husband 1.0 might auto-update to Wife 2.0.
Re: Dear Abby, tech version - Tiangou - 03-01-2022
PeterB wrote:
I recommend Wife 1.0 uninstall Nagging 5.3, otherwise Husband 1.0 might auto-update to Wife 2.0.
If my Wife always defaulted to Nagging just because the Flowers and Jewelry apps were slow and Conversation lagged, I'd immediately uninstall.
Re: Dear Abby, tech version - Ombligo - 03-01-2022
Overuse of Nagging 5.3 could cause Commitment 1.1 to crash, taking Faithfullness 2.0 with it. That could cause Mistress 6.9 to run eventually activating Divorce 1.0
Re: Dear Abby, tech version - Rolando - 03-02-2022
Ombligo wrote:
Mistress 6.9
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