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snoo-snoo - Greg the dogsitter - 02-07-2007
Re: snoo-snoo - MGS_forgot_password - 02-07-2007
What a terrible way to go.
Shmoo-Shmoo - Racer X - 02-07-2007
Re: snoo-snoo - BigGuynRusty - 02-07-2007
Never leave FemBots in charge.
BGnR
Re: snoo-snoo - pRON aHOLIC - 02-07-2007
"Death by Snoo-Snoo!"
Re: snoo-snoo - MacMagus - 02-07-2007
So these two guys are shipwrecked on an island where they've been captured by cannibals and staked to the ground.
From there, they can see the fire pits and cauldrons being set up for the eventual feast as the tribesmen work themselves up into a frenzy, dancing around them and performing unspeakable acts upon one another.
The chief speaks some English. He tells the men, "We are going to kill you and eat you, but our gods demand that we offer the choice of your death. You may choose to die in agony as we cut out your still-beating heart, or you may choose to die by snoo snoo."
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Sorry, the rest is NSFW.
Re: snoo-snoo - raz - 02-07-2007
I never thought I'd die this way, but I had hoped
Re: snoo-snoo - Donkey Hotay - 02-07-2007
For the mortally clueless, like myself, death by "snoo-snoo" explained:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Women_in_the_Mood
My only possible response: "Yes. Please."
Re: snoo-snoo - Filliam H. Muffman - 02-07-2007
[quote Donkey Hotay]
My only possible response: "Yes. Please."
"The punishment of "death by snu-snu" is similar to the well-known joke involving two male explorers who find a jungle tribe, and are subsequently condemned, being given a choice of death or "oonga-boonga". One chooses Oonga-boonga and is sodomized by all of the male tribe members. The second declares that to spare his dignity, he would rather choose death. And the tribe declares "Death...by Oonga-boonga!""
Okay, bend over and we will chain you down.
Re: snoo-snoo - MacMagus - 02-07-2007
> The second declares that to spare his dignity, he would
> rather choose death. And the tribe declares "Death...by
> Oonga-boonga!""
Nonono...
The first one chooses snoo snoo and is sodomized by all of the male tribe members until after many hours of abuse he finally dies from internal hemorrhaging.
The chief walks up to the second man and asks him how he would like to die.
The second man says he'd like his heart cut out, please.
The chief looks at him with a great deal of sympathy and says, "Very well. We shall cut out your still-beating heart and eat your flesh. But first we snoo snoo!!"