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Don't you just hate it when the 'perfect' song comes on? - microchip13 - 02-15-2007

Don't you just hate it sometimes when you are listening to the radio or iTunes on Shuffle and the 'Perfect' song comes on?

By perfect, I mean one that illustrates something going on in your life, but the opposite.




Here it is, V-Day. I fire up iTunes "The Geeks Get The Girls", and yet here I am without a date.


Oh Well.


Re: Don't you just hate it when the 'perfect' song comes on? - Anonymous User - 02-15-2007

Yeah, I just heard:
TISM - Everyone else has had more sex than me...

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh

Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end em'
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,

Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to Ph uck:
Personally, I reckon it's worth it

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Whoa ohhhh ohhh ohh

Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everybody else
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone

Does Everyone think?
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Too bad it ain't on itunes


Re: Don't you just hate it when the 'perfect' song comes on? - RgrF - 02-15-2007

your day will come
it's catching up on you
when your race is run
your feint-hearted faith
follows through, always, always....

roll back the night
roll by the lonely parade and it's gone
what a delight
to unravel the fabric of love
it's the way, it's a crime
it's all the same, but it's not your time

in sequins and dust
scatter your pearls with the hungry remains
lipstick and trust
and hope rides another day
hope rides another day....


Re: Don't you just hate it when the 'perfect' song comes on? - vision63 - 02-15-2007

Just keep on being the best you that you can be every day and it'll all come into place.


Re: Don't you just hate it when the 'perfect' song comes on? - RgrF - 02-15-2007

[quote vision63]Just keep on being the best you that you can be every day and it'll all come into place.
Rephrase that. The last thing we want to see Microchip as is cannon fodder.


Re: Don't you just hate it when the 'perfect' song comes on? - mrthuse - 02-15-2007

"Since we can't share "Desperado", could our song be "Witchy Woman"?


Re: Don't you just hate it when the 'perfect' song comes on? - Zoidberg - 02-15-2007

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Always_Look_Bright_Side_Life.shtml


Re: Don't you just hate it when the 'perfect' song comes on? - Paul F. - 02-15-2007

[quote vision63]Just keep on being the best you that you can be every day and it'll all come into place.
That's a lie..
I'm 37 and it ain't happened YET...

Just so you know...


Re: Don't you just hate it when the 'perfect' song comes on? - vision63 - 02-15-2007

Paul, that's cuz you were lookin' one way and the girl was looking the other way.


Re: Don't you just hate it when the 'perfect' song comes on? - laarree - 02-15-2007

When you walk without ease
On these
Streets were you were raised
I had a really bad dream
It lasted 20 years, 7 months, and 27 days
I never, I'm alone, and I
Never, ever oh ... had no one ever

Now I'm outside your house
I'm alone
And I'm outside your house
I hate to intrude ...
Oh, Alone, I'm Alone, I'm Alone, I'm Alone
I'm Alone, I'm Alone
And I never, never ... oh ... had no one ever
I never had no one ever
I never had no, no one ever
Had no one never
Never ... no ...
Oh ...

(The Smiths, of course...)