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Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding - special - 06-27-2025
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/disaster-strikes-bezos-wedding-after
It's funny, let's not make this Political, OK?
RE: Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding - SteveG - 06-27-2025
Bill Gates shows why Rule #5 is so important: Old White Guys Should Never Wear Shorts.
![[Image: 1751041342449_lc_galleryImage_14854193_B...e_Bill.JPG]](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/06/27/17/1751041342449_lc_galleryImage_14854193_Billionaire_Bill.JPG)
RE: Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding - special - 06-27-2025
Who is the Lady with Bill Gates?
RE: Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding - SrBigStuff - 06-27-2025
The guy behind him may be worse.
Black shorts btw, not all shorts (although I hardly wear shorts, either).
RE: Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding - Fritz - 06-27-2025
yea but how does she g0bble his kn0b?
that's my mum with Bill. Free Windows 7 for everyone!
RE: Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding - AllGold - 06-27-2025
Old guys (white or otherwise) get to wear whatever they want.
RE: Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding - SteveG - 06-28-2025
(06-27-2025, 08:00 PM)special Wrote: Who is the Lady with Bill Gates?
Steve Ballmer after the surgery?
RE: Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding - RAMd®d - 06-28-2025
(06-27-2025, 08:58 PM)AllGold Wrote: Old guys (white or otherwise) get to wear whatever they want.
Exactly.
I even wear tabis with my geta.
Anybody who doesn't like it can go pound salt where the sun don't shine.
I don't wear my pants above my stomach or white vinyl belts.
Or plaid paints.
I am not a savage.
RE: Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding - Lemon Drop2 - 06-28-2025
(06-27-2025, 08:00 PM)special Wrote: Who is the Lady with Bill Gates?
That is his girlfriend of 2 years, philanthropist Paula Hurd.
She was wearing a very serious diamond necklace at the welcome party, maybe she's the next Mrs.Gates.
RE: Disaster Strikes Bezos Wedding - macphanatic - 06-28-2025
He could afford to have the shorts tailored a bit.