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So I get into a taxi today... - voodoopenguin - 05-16-2007
...and the driver says "I'm not a racist but I heard a funny joke today."
I advised him that I would prefer not to hear it. What I didn't say is that a little alarm bell goes off whenever I hear that line "I'm not a racist but...".
Re: So I get into a taxi today... - cbelt3 - 05-16-2007
so he told you the joke anyway, right ? What was it ?
Re: So I get into a taxi today... - 3d - 05-16-2007
A penguin, a moose and a koala bear walk into a bar with a spatula...
Re: So I get into a taxi today... - incognegro - 05-16-2007
I like when people say "do you mind if I smoke?"
I reply, "do you mind if I fart?"
Re: So I get into a taxi today... - anonymouse1 - 05-16-2007
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
Re: So I get into a taxi today... - threeprong - 05-16-2007
Just say "My mother is black, and jewish and was adopted as a child from asia because my grandparents like her blonde hair.... now, let's hear that joke"
Re: So I get into a taxi today... - brofoski - 05-16-2007
[quote incognegro]I like when people say "do you mind if I smoke?"
I reply, "do you mind if I fart?"
Re: So I get into a taxi today... - mrthuse - 05-17-2007
"To tell a family secret, my mother was Dutch."
Sheriff Bart
Re: So I get into a taxi today... - chas_m - 05-17-2007
Q: What's the most difficult part of rollerblading?
A. Telling your parents you're gay.
Re: So I get into a taxi today... - cbelt3 - 05-17-2007
Local Cleveland TV has a late night 'moving picture show' titled "Big Chuck and Little John". They've been doing it for, oh, 30 years now ? They show a third run movie in front of a (small) studio audience with participation, drag out the old gorilla suite, etc. One of their fondest bits are old sketch comedies titled "That unspecified Ethnic Joke". The guy is prototypical Cleveland 60's- Eastern European, classic "-ak" jokes.
I still laugh.