Jobs - According to St. Peter

[Mac1337]

Your new position as the President of Dakota Butt Kissers Club is well deserved. Keep following me.

[john dough]

The word is kiCKing.

Seriously, what do you do? I really want to know, as I would LOVE your job. It must pay a lot for not much effort on your end.

[Black]

Dakota wrote:
Told you. A newcomer, on the other hand, would have gone to great length to explain what he meant. Change your handle may be you can fool people for a while longer. Oh, going from BlackLandlord to Black wasn't very smart.

I don't know about any of that, but you've got my jacket and I want it back.

[haikuman]

I took my A$$ to St Peters Door.. He said to me no admittance you are a whore.. then he whispered as he closed the door..do you have time for just one more ....