Big Problems it is a sheety way to go *(:>*

[haikuman]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17344145
New Jersey capital city running out of toilet paper

12 March 2012 Last updated at 22:14 GMT

The capital of the US state of New Jersey faces running out of toilet paper following a dispute over costs.

Trenton's city council has refused to approve a $42,000 (£26,855) contract for paper products after balking at its $4,000 charge for paper cups.

The toilet paper, along with other supplies, is to be used in government buildings such as city hall.

[Chakravartin]

I just came up with 20 zingers, but then I felt bad and decided not to write them down.

It's bad enough that they live in Trenton.