01-12-2008, 08:35 PM
[quote Jimmypoo]I HAVE SOLVED THE PROBLEM WITH REGARD TO THIS ISSUE.
After extensive consultation with both Vladamir Putin and the leadership in the United States military, there will no longer be ANY room for error when it comes to servicing customers that order from OWC. NONE.
Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, has personally assured me that any, and I mean ANY breach of the public trust, from Ben accidentally coughing into the phone, to an incorrect zip code on the part of Larry or anyone else at OWC, will result in a significant military response will be employed, appropriately labelled, "Shock & Static" -without warning, for any future offenses.
Mr. Gates has also assured me that international orders from Russia will also be placed under the same strict standards, and he will permit the Mr. Putin and Marshall Ogorkov to administer their own version of "Shock & Static" as is appropriate.
The graphic below was sent to assure me that they were serious about the issue and MIL STD 1984, as applies to Macintosh upgrades at the Pentagon.
Those ratings will be 10/10 from this point forward..... or face the consequences below.
It brought a tear to my eye...... because dammit! I'm even MORE proud to be an American then I was just a few minutes ago!

LEADER!
hopefuily, the crosshairs are centered on those wretched waterless urinals...........
After extensive consultation with both Vladamir Putin and the leadership in the United States military, there will no longer be ANY room for error when it comes to servicing customers that order from OWC. NONE.
Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, has personally assured me that any, and I mean ANY breach of the public trust, from Ben accidentally coughing into the phone, to an incorrect zip code on the part of Larry or anyone else at OWC, will result in a significant military response will be employed, appropriately labelled, "Shock & Static" -without warning, for any future offenses.
Mr. Gates has also assured me that international orders from Russia will also be placed under the same strict standards, and he will permit the Mr. Putin and Marshall Ogorkov to administer their own version of "Shock & Static" as is appropriate.
The graphic below was sent to assure me that they were serious about the issue and MIL STD 1984, as applies to Macintosh upgrades at the Pentagon.
Those ratings will be 10/10 from this point forward..... or face the consequences below.
It brought a tear to my eye...... because dammit! I'm even MORE proud to be an American then I was just a few minutes ago!
LEADER!
hopefuily, the crosshairs are centered on those wretched waterless urinals...........