Semi-Official Friday Haiku™

[Markintosh]

Big winds are coming,
Plans for holiday boating,
Must be put on the shelf.

[Spiff]

Quiet days ahead
Birds enjoying new feeder
Loving rainy days

[blooz]

Nice weather forecast
Saying goodbye to summer
Time to winterize

[Jimmypoo]

As the storm screams down
Weathermen say...."It's out there!"
No shiit, you dumb fscks.

[Black Landlord]

Last Friday is here
Looking forward to the mass
Sore throat won't stop me

[DP]

Sorry I am late-
Trying to get out of town...
Can not leave early!