OT: Martha Stewart's big wiener and today's caption this photo contest

[mrbigstuff]

...and where is that Japanese guy again...?

[weapon]

footlong?

...And then Some.

[threeprong]

it's a whole new feel.

[kj4btkljv]

How about:

All this mustard helps slide it in.

Or:

Well, since K-Mart isn't doing so hot, I'm selling these now. Open up and say ahhhh!

Jeff

[Jem]

Honoring the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics... The Oscar Meyer Meat Javelin.

Available in Beef, Pork, and for a limited time... Shih Tzu!

[MacMagus]

"I'm just so happy to be able to have this on my show today. Look at all of the ways that we can make a playful presentation. We can add some of this garnish to match our favorite dishes -- and I have these fabulous earthen dishes from Bombay that I received as a gift from a very close friend who took the time out from a 3-month cruise around the world and he brought back such delightful souvenirs from poor native craftsmen who labor for months to make these delicate things -- or you can decorate the edges with a little shortening and food color to bring out the ruddy texture and oh doesn't that look delightful? Or if you like that sort of thing as I do, you can add this flavored heated lubricating jelly for a marvelous sex toy and enhanced pleasure, both oral and for the more delicate places."

[Panopticon]

"So this is the free lunch @ Trump's casino????"

[haikuman]

"" as your Dr I advise you to take this medicine "" Presented by the Chairman for The Back Door Majority

""" I've done lines longer than that """ Hunter S. Thompson

""" I always use the SUV when going to Der Wienerschntzel Drive Thru """

[Racer X]

We have decided to call this a "John Holmes". It will have a place on the permanent menu alongside the very popular sandwich "Reuben hold the Pickle".