Headscratcher Endorsement News:

[mick e]

Big Bens BEEF JERKY Company would like to cut it's ties with Ben Roethlesberger.

This is strange, since it seems like that would be the ONE endorsement that really rings true.

[ztirffritz]

Breaking CNN News: Plaxico Burress accidently shoots Santonio Holmes in the leg at a night club causing Mr. Holmes to throw a drink in Ben Roethlisberger's face which caused Mr. Roethlisberger to accidentally grope the nearest waitress. The sound of the shot startled Jeff Reed, causing him to accidentally smash the men's room towel dispenser, startling Matt Spaeth who then lost control of his bladder.

[mick e]

You forgot about Najeh Davenport - the hamper pooper.

Did the Rooney family do some research and find that football teams fully-stocked with douchebags win more championships than the non-douchebag squads?

Childrens' treasury of Jeff Reed pics, FTW:

[$tevie]

I like that Peeps t-shirt.

[ztirffritz]

I believe that the Rooney's like to win, but not at the expense of funding A$$holes lifestyles. They are divesting themselves of these losers and goons. They are doing it in a strategic way though. Trying to maximize their trades. It gives you an idea of their opinion of Santonio Holmes that they traded him for a 5th round pick.