So I'm driving to work in the rain....

[Paul F.]

So I'm driving to work in the rain... and I'm passing the usual assortment of fields... and there's this pasture with sheep in it..

No, this isn't going where you think it's going, you sick freaks... ;-)

And I'm thinking... Do sheep shrink in a warm rain?

[Trouble]

[spoiler=Reminds me of a joke]
A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him
against a charge of bestiality. "I know a great trial lawyer," the
fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury.
I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial
lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury." The
farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second
thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. "I
saw Jud mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was
finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jud's pecker." The
accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of
acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to
him, "You know, a good goat will do that..."
[/spoiler]

[OWC Jamie]

shrinking or felting isn't a problem until it is shorn from the sheep.
then the fibres/scales no longer line up and become a problem

or exposed by the weenieleaks founder

[cbelt3]

lots of lanolin in the wool- water runs right off. That's why natural wool is just so damn warm and awesome for cold snowy rainy climates.... Scotland... Cleveland...

[OWC Jamie]

this is about fleece and not reproductive organs or something else, yes ?

[space-time]

Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think

women know about shrinkage.



George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down

the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?



Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?



George: No.



Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...



Elaine: It shrinks?



Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!



Elaine: Why does it shrink?



George: It just does.



Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.