Same old story:

[$tevie]

Southern Decadence protest leader booked with masturbating at Metairie park

The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver's seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report said.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011...ing_a.html

[Grace62]

Arnold is 82 and having some prostate problems. After examining him, the doctor gives him a specimen jar and says, "Take this home with you and try to produce a semen specimen. Stop by tomorrow and drop it off so I can run a few tests."

Harold takes the jar and heads home. The next day Harold comes in and asks to speak with the doctor. When he is taken into the office the doctor asks how he made out.

"Not good, doc." Says Harold. "I went home and tried to do what you said. I tried with my right hand 'til it was cramped from the arthritis...no luck. I tried with my left hand until I had blisters- no luck. I asked my wife to help me out, so she tried with her left hand and with her right hand ...no luck. She even tried with her mouth. She tried with her teeth in and she tried with her teeth out-no luck. Then we called Edna next door to see if she could help."

"Good God man!" exclaimed the doctor, "You asked your neighbor to help you?"

"Yep" says Harold. "Couldn't none of us get the lid off that jar."

[Black]

$tevie wrote:

Southern Decadence protest leader booked with masturbating at Metairie park

The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver's seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report said.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2011...ing_a.html

I wonder what got into god that day?

[robfilms]

Grace62 wrote:
Arnold is 82 and having some prostate problems. After examining him, the doctor gives him a specimen jar and says, "Take this home with you and try to produce a semen specimen. Stop by tomorrow and drop it off so I can run a few tests."

Harold takes the jar and heads home. The next day Harold comes in and asks to speak with the doctor. When he is taken into the office the doctor asks how he made out.

"Not good, doc." Says Harold. "I went home and tried to do what you said. I tried with my right hand 'til it was cramped from the arthritis...no luck. I tried with my left hand until I had blisters- no luck. I asked my wife to help me out, so she tried with her left hand and with her right hand ...no luck. She even tried with her mouth. She tried with her teeth in and she tried with her teeth out-no luck. Then we called Edna next door to see if she could help."

"Good God man!" exclaimed the doctor, "You asked your neighbor to help you?"

"Yep" says Harold. "Couldn't none of us get the lid off that jar."

grace62-

thanks for the smile!

be well

rob

[kap]

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[RgrF]

Grace62 wrote:
Arnold is 82 and having some prostate problems. After examining him, the doctor gives him a specimen jar and says, "Take this home with you and try to produce a semen specimen. Stop by tomorrow and drop it off so I can run a few tests."

Harold takes the jar and heads home. The next day Harold comes in and asks to speak with the doctor. When he is taken into the office the doctor asks how he made out.

"Not good, doc." Says Harold. "I went home and tried to do what you said. I tried with my right hand 'til it was cramped from the arthritis...no luck. I tried with my left hand until I had blisters- no luck. I asked my wife to help me out, so she tried with her left hand and with her right hand ...no luck. She even tried with her mouth. She tried with her teeth in and she tried with her teeth out-no luck. Then we called Edna next door to see if she could help."

"Good God man!" exclaimed the doctor, "You asked your neighbor to help you?"

"Yep" says Harold. "Couldn't none of us get the lid off that jar."

:oldfogey: +1