four SCORE and seven years ago....[a.k.a. the EMANCIPATION Exclamation]?!.....Ooh, SCORE!!!!! finally, the 'Abraham LINC

[NewtonMP2100]

......POTUS.....POTUS.......POTUS....!!


....Wow, very cool trailer, one of the best I’ve seen in months. Produced by Tim Burton and Jim Jim Lemley, directed by Timur Bekmambetov, the Twentieth Century Fox horror-history mashup will usher in a summer of vampires, zombies, and aliens. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opens June 22nd and is an adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith’s novel: he’s also the credited screenwriter with Simon Kinberg. The pic stars Benjamin Walker, Rufus Sewell, and Dominic Cooper in fiction about President Lincoln’s mother killed by a supernatural creature who fuels Abe’s passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers....


are you imPREZed [impressed]......???

[archipirata]

I liked this comment from the site:

"Not only does this look ridiculous, it’s is a blatant distortion of history. These people should be ashamed of themselves. Everyone knows Lincoln fought zombies, not vampires."

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archipirata wrote:
I liked this comment from the site:

"Not only does this look ridiculous, it’s is a blatant distortion of history. These people should be ashamed of themselves. Everyone knows Lincoln fought zombies, not vampires."

What. A. Doofus.

A. This has the potential to be either one of the greatest movies since "Airplane!" or "Santa Claus vs. the Martians" bad. Either way we have a new cultural touchstone. Win.

B. Distortion of history? That's how you spell "franchise", boobie. Repeat after me, "KA-CHING!!"

Abraham Lincoln Werewolf Hunter.
Abraham Lincoln Mummy Hunter.
Abraham Lincoln Creature from the Black Lagoon Hunter.
Abraham Lincoln Zombie Hunter. (NOW the zombies. Instant new life for the franchise.)

And then...
Abraham Lincoln Jedi.

Capped off by...
Abraham Lincoln the Vampires Strike Back. :biggrin: