‘The Onion’ Has Chosen To Publish An Anonymous Op-Ed From Two Sources Close To Trump Who Think Their Dad Is The Best Pre

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We believe, however, that any issues with the writers’ identities or their motivations for writing this piece are overridden by the necessity of informing the public about what it’s like to work for the president. That is why The Onion has chosen to publish an anonymous op-ed from two sources close to Mr. Trump who think their dad is the best president ever.

https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-has-c...1828863178

[Speedy]

"But Noah probably got off the best line.

“Holy s—. There’s a secret group of people within the White House actively working to curb President Trump, which is wild, because this means the whole time we’ve been dealing with the watered-down version of Trump.”

The host of “The Daily Show” added: “Before this, I knew there was turbulence. But now someone came on the PA system and said, ‘Uh, ladies and gentleman, the pilot is actively trying to crash the plane. But don’t be alarmed, we’re doing everything we can to stop him. Mikey’s got a pretty good choke hold and I’ve had some harsh words with him, so please keep your seat belts fastened and enjoy your peanuts and tax cuts.’”