From the Dept. of Unintentional Humor

[ka jowct]

Spotted in an ad for a David Baldacci novel (in the subway):

"When Baldacci is on fire, nobody can touch him."


Well, duh. That's what fire extinguishers are for.

[vision63]

I sniggled.

[Jim Williams]

That's a good one.

One of my favorites came from a newspaper headline:

"Sex Seminar Cancelled Due to Lack of Response".

[simonm]

This kind of stuff is referred to as "Coleman Balls" in the UK - name after a UK sports commentator famous for "unintentional humour". Do a google on the phrase and you'll find stuff like this: http://www.btinternet.com/~homepage/ballsa.htm
One nice example from that page:" That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record."

[cbelt3]

in the US it's Yogi Berra-isms.

[blooz]

This thread is deja-vu all over again.

[richorlin]

This "Coleman Balls" has got to be the topper:

The front wheel crosses the fininsh line, closely followed by the back wheel.

Doh!