Is there a website like the "insult generator"

[Black]

. . . that you can use to generate text appearing to spout off long-windedly on a topic of your choosing?
TIA . . .

[bazookaman]

A little off topic but...there used to be an extension for Dreamweaver called Corporate Mumbo Jumbo (I think) that let you create filler text of...you guessed it, corporate mumbo jumbo. It used all sorts of buzzwords and phrases. It was hilarious. I used it all the time. I think they stopped updating it though.

[Jimmypoo]

http://www.pakin.org/complaint

[Seacrest]

http://web.me.com/drsoos/iApps/mumbo/index.html

[Seacrest]

Without going into the technical details, the incorporation of additional mission constraints effects a significant implementation of the Black Landlord management-by-contention principle.

[Buck]

There were some here but they've all been banned. This place ain't what it used to be.

[PeterB]

Thank you so much. But really, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside so many other fracking actors. I want to thank my agent, who stuck with me after I was found fracking that Cylon. I'd like to also thank my family, and smokin' Cylons. I better stop now before I say something. Thank you, and what the frak!!

http://www.atom.com/spotlights/oscar_speech/

[Black]

Tha nks guys-- good stuff but none of these really fills the bill.

[decay]

http://crazyoldmanletters.com