Lorena Bobbit has been outdone...

[Jack D.]

graylocks wrote:
my son wants to know what are this guy's options for medical relief?

I'd say that what ever they do for him it could hardly be classified as relief.

At least Lorena Bobbit just tossed it away (I think they used special dogs - Cocker Spaniels if I recall - to find it) but throwing it in the disposal??? That's harsh! :eek2:

[Speedy]

Happened in California. In the interests of self-preservation, here is her mugshot:

[GGD]

Speedy wrote:
Happened in California. In the interests of self-preservation, here is her mugshot:

I think she'll be out of the dating scene for a while.

[datbeme]

Anthony wrote:
Must. not. click. on. link.

But you just can't make this stuff up:

"...detectives examined the knife and described it as \"really sharp.\ wrote:

[Thrift Store Scott]

Speedy wrote:
Happened in California. In the interests of self-preservation, here is her mugshot:

Egad! She looks like Bob's wife Cynthia from The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert. That probably should have been clue #1.

[mikebw]

Jack D. wrote:
At least Lorena Bobbit just tossed it away (I think they used special dogs - Cocker Spaniels if I recall - to find it)

HA! Get it?! COCKER SPANIELS?? :jest:

[OWC Jamie]

Calling all Chinese teens .....

[freeradical]

Why is that you never hear about the popular battery acid attacks in this country?

[NewtonMP2100]

......no sir-eee BOB.....???