Our Steve who art in he heaven....

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Is Apple a religion? I am agnostic. By choice. Is it unnatural to be a techie?

[Paul F.]

Hey, we used to just be a cult... now we're a religion? We're growing!

[steve...]

[SteveG]

"A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'."



So would that make him Saint Guy The Evangelist?

[Filliam H. Muffman]

It reminds me of a joke from about 1994 that I can't seem to find the full text of:

What different operating systems would be like if they were a car:
Mac OS - you get in the car and say take me to the store and it takes you to church.
OS/2 - you fill the car with 2000 gallons of gas, it leads a 200 person parade for 2 blocks when it explodes killing everybody in town.
Win NT - you get in, email the dashboard to take you to the store and it takes you to... (the dump?).
VMS - (don't remember any more).

[cbelt3]

No surprises there. Many have tried to duplicate it, but without true Faith, they just come across as yet another televangelist.

[Paul F.]

Those of that lived through the Dark Age, between the Going of Steve, and the Return of Steve... we have faith. These newcomers haven't been tested yet. Time will tell if their faith is strong, just like it will tell if The Tim is a worthy sucessor.

[Speedy]

The Force is strong.

[SteveG]

Speedy wrote:
The Force is strong.

If only The Screen was that strong...