homeland hottie gets took by crook

[Speedy]

I assume the Secret Service agents were invited by her into the restroom to keep her safe. Also anyone using the restroom who brought a pet.

[Fritz]

from Jez that PeterB linked

"Let me get this straight. . . the head of the Department of Homeland Security couldn't even secure her own purse, in her homeland, with the help of an entire security detail.
This is "lifeguard drowns in kiddie pool during training seminar" levels of incompetent."

or ..... or ......... perhaps the detail does not care for gnomey ....... particularly


or perhaps the shadow of them chimp lips

blocked the poip from the eyes of the detail.

[$tevie]

PeterB wrote:
"Now, if you know anything about ICE Barbie’s style (Express circa 2008, on a good day), you’re aware the man probably didn’t take her handbag because he thought it was cute."

This is an odd wisecrack because it is a $4,000 Gucci shoulder bag with a $600 Louis Vuitton Purse inside. A woman with a $60,000 Rolex watch is NOT going to carry an old purse from Express. If we know anything about Trumpers it is that they are shallow as can be.
Unless this is some sort of irony that went over my head.

[PeterB]

$tevie wrote:
[quote=PeterB]
"Now, if you know anything about ICE Barbie’s style (Express circa 2008, on a good day), you’re aware the man probably didn’t take her handbag because he thought it was cute."

This is an odd wisecrack because it is a $4,000 Gucci shoulder bag with a $600 Louis Vuitton Purse inside. A woman with a $60,000 Rolex watch is NOT going to carry an old purse from Express. If we know anything about Trumpers it is that they are shallow as can be.
Unless this is some sort of irony that went over my head.
I thought the wisecrack was more generally aimed at ICE Barbie's general style to this point. Her $4K bag and $600 purse are more just her strutting her newfound "nouveau riche" status, so yes, it is a bit ironic, and yes, it's a sign of an extremely shallow, status-obsessed individual.

More on her new "flashy" style: https://www.thedailybeast.com/even-white...-cosplays/

(One almost gets the impression of a MTG clone ... now that's a truly sad thought!)

[Lux Interior]

$tevie wrote:
This is an odd wisecrack because it is a $4,000 Gucci shoulder bag with a $600 Louis Vuitton Purse inside. A woman with a $60,000 Rolex watch is NOT going to carry an old purse from Express.

So glad we purged the "elite" from the government and replaced them with common, down-to-earth folks!

[RAMd®d]

That Day-Date Rolex she wears is known informally as The Presidential Rolex and The President.

Aspirational, no doubt.