Separated at Birth - Olfactory Edition

[mick e]

Today on Separated at Birth - Olfactory Edition:

___________THEATER POPCORN____________ and _________BREAST-FED NEWBORN BABYSHIT___________


mick e remembers the good old days when baby e's diapey poo smelled like theater popcorn. It was a comforting smell, because he knew that he wouldn't be going to the movies any time soon.

Now she's eating pureed carrots, rice and oatmeal cereal and applesauce. Her diapers smell like the porta-cans after the coachella festival.

[Wags]

Dude! You need to try and get out of the house for a minute or two. Its way to easy to get fixated on your child's digestive development. Reminds me of when my son was teensy and I came home from work for lunch and found his first formed poop in a baggy pinned to the bulletin board. I still regret missing that awesome event.

[TheTominator]

Mmmmmmm popcorn.

[Speedy]

Daughter had many infections requiring vancomycin and tobramycin concurrently. No smell whatsoever, not even when very closely checked. No odor is not necessarily a good thing.

[rgG]

Way, way, way TMI.

[threeprong]

NSFNPOSC


Not Safe for Non-Parents of Small Children

[Blankity Blank]

Wow. Ten minutes earlier and I would have read this before I had breakfast. Dodged a bullet on that one. The visual aids were a real... treat.

[Jimmypoo]

Get out of the house?!?

so we can hear about lamb poop and slaughter?!?

STAY IN THE HOUSE! THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM .... THE NEXT FARM OVER!!


:devil: