The first one's always free...

[Doc]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/arti...wD9F37SMO0

WILKINSBURG, Pa. — Police say a third-grader in Pennsylvania handed out more than 60 small bags of heroin to his classmates before his teacher discovered them.

Wilkinsburg police say the 8-year-old brought the bags to Turner Elementary School on Tuesday. At a news conference Wednesday, police said some of the bags were found empty in a trash can, but there was no evidence the kids had ingested the drugs.

Police say the bags were stamped with the words "trust me." ...

[John B.]

I think that was a plotline on "The Shield." Maybe also in "New Jack City," if memory serves. As Chris Rock said in a later standup special "New Jack City was a looong time ago."

[timg]

OK, I think the real question here is WHERE IN THE H*LL DOES A THIRD GRADER GET 60 BAGS OF HEROIN????

[mikebw]

timg wrote:
OK, I think the real question here is WHERE IN THE H*LL DOES A THIRD GRADER GET 60 BAGS OF HEROIN????

I think we all know the answer to that... :wink:

... well maybe not.

[Trouble]

timg wrote:
OK, I think the real question here is WHERE IN THE H*LL DOES A THIRD GRADER GET 60 BAGS OF HEROIN????

Simple. He cuts the 20 bags that he bought.