Apple Event 9.9.2014 - Let's get this out of the way first -- Apple is doomed.

[eustacetilley]

This is just awful. I've seen Street Clowns who were more professional. And now:

"Access Denied

You don't have permission to access "http://www.apple.com/live/2014-sept-event/" on this server."

Eustace

[pRICE cUBE]

Pretty phones...

[rjmacs]

I feel like i'm learning a new language! Realtime translation woohoo!

Also, my Apple TV stream is most definitely not HD, so the "Retina Display HD" looks like VGA!

[Grateful11]

They screwed the pooch on this one.

[jdc]

Well, guess Im just going to have to watch it later.

Nothing works -- not even my iPhone

[DRR]

Wow this is a mess. It's down now.

[pRICE cUBE]

Anyone else getting the Chinese translator simultaneously with Phil or is that just me?

[Rick-o]

Ugh! Just screwed up again! Samsung probably doing some sabotage?

[steve...]

Couldn't they do the translation with closed captioning?

[jdc]

I heard the Chinese? woman for a second.

still nothing 18 minutes in.