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.....for lunch or afternoon snack......buys one banana but never eats it.....
.....leaves on desk until it starts to age and brown and then throws in trash few days later [ you can smell the banana ripening ]........just thought that you'd like an update........
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....just thought that you'd like an update....
I could live just fine without these updates
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"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
We've string beans, and onions
Cabbageses, and scallions,
And all sorts of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned to-mah-to
A Long Island po-tah-to
But yes, we have no bananas.
We have no bananas today."
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So it is lusting for banana Tuesday
In Seinfeld world you could have eaten it as long as no bite had been taken
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Your cow-orker is weird. And very wasteful.
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modelamac wrote:
I agree.
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....just thought that you'd like an update....
I could live just fine without these updates
I have the helpful advice you've been waiting for:
Skip these threads.
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I think this is a behavior that I’d probably use if I were making a movie or TV show about life in Cubicle He!!. The little things that get on your nerves when you are forced to have regular contact with people you don’t know well. Like tuneless humming or whistling, or gum popping, when you are working within earshot of others. Stealthily crapping on the floor of the men’s bathroom. And so on.
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Take daily photos and post as "Banana experiment" on cheesy Science Fair board in the break room.
Have him take the Barney Banana Challenge.
Or, yeah, just talk to the person like a grown ass adult and say "Dude, you are stinking up the joint. Just stop, ok ? "
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cbelt3 wrote:
Or, yeah, just talk to the person like a grown ass adult "
You must have missed a few of Newt's posts.