Okay, newsflash, I'm not THE Steve Jobs, y'all know?

[SteveJobs]

So, when I ask a question that the REAL Steve Jobs would have a minion take care of, a suggestion by you for ME to do that is unreasonable.


I AM NOT STEVE JOBS!

[The Grim Ninja]

Couldn't you have had your secretary/minions take care of this posting?

[Elfboy]

Yeah, Steve, stop being so modest. We know its really you. BTW when is the 12" MacBook coming out?

[Zoidberg]

PSA: it's y'all, not ya'll.

Don't ask a Redmond-based spell checker how a regional colloquialism is spelled.

[blusubaru]

SO he does exist and you're just one of his little helpers???? Cuz there's no way he can get down every chimney in one night...

[rgG]

So what's up with the closet full of black turtlenecks, huh?

[Jimmypoo]

So ... you admit you are A Steve Jobs, correct?

Which laboratory in Brazil were you cloned at? We should have known!

-Steve was adopted.... all those Hitler Juniors were adopted.....
-There is THE Steve Jobs and A Steve Jobs....

It all fits!

WHERE IS ROSEMARY AND THE BABY!?

[D-Rod]

As long as we are on the subject I am not THE Dennis R, and I am not even Jimmypoo.


Dennis R

I AM NOT DENNIS R!

[Webster J. Duck]

Noper, is that you?

[elmo3]

actually, I think he meant all y'all. There are more than one of us, you know. Plural.