Palin's speech, condensed

[SDGuy]

[quote BCam]Patriotic hell - I just want my money!

There, now I sound like a Republican.
No - now you sound like a Democrat...a Republican would be saying "I want to keep my money!"...

[guitarist]

Difference between Democrats and Republicans:

A Democrat sees the glass, and says the glass is half full.

A Republican sees the same glass, and says "who the hell drank half of my glass of water!

[karsen]

Guitarist, I took the liberty of editing that for you.


A Democrat sees the glass, and says the glass is empty and refuses to fill it up for himself and insists the government do it for him.

A Republican sees the same glass, and says "who the hell drank my glass of water?!"

[Black Landlord]

A democrat sees a glass half full and thinks "we need find new water sources in anticipation of increased consumption"
A republican sees a glass half full and thinks "we need find new water sources in anticipation of increased consumption"

[kanesa]

I have heard the argument that Palin has international experience "because Alaska is so close to Russia". By that definition, all those working in the White House could qualify as Veterinarians, as they have spent the last 7 plus years close to a horse's @ss!

[guitarist]

[quote karsen]Guitarist, I took the liberty of editing that for you.


A Democrat sees the glass, and says the glass is empty and refuses to fill it up for himself and insists the government do it for him.

A Republican sees the same glass, and says "who the hell drank my glass of water?!"
Are we both improvising? Or did you track down the source? I heard this so many years ago, I forgot how the original version goes. Was it a Bill Mahr saying? George Carlin? I can't remember.

[karsen]

I improvised. Sounds like Carlin though.

[Spock]

[quote kanesa]I haven't seen this many old white people is one place since an AARP convention. There doesn't even seem to be an attempt to show diversity this time. At least Reagan's conventions tried to show the Party as diverse and inclusive.
Another take on the Convention ...

I keep hearing that Republican chicks are hot. I've seen a lot of crowd shots the last few nights -- more than I care to think about. I have yet to see a single one I would fück with Ann Coulter's cock.

http://hammeroftheblogs.blogspot.com/200...crypt.html

[freeradical]

Good grief Spock - that's a pretty nasty post of yours there - and a nasty blog too.

Why read that nonsense?

[decocritter]

I thought we were at the "other" forum for a minute with that nasty post, I am with you freeradical. Just plain crude.