So - think there's any way these pilots are NOT getting fired?

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I hear the airline is going to assess extra fees on the passengers for taking them an extra 300 miles. There's going to be an extra $15 fuel surcharge fee, $10 for the first bag, $20 for the second bag, $10 for a carryon, $25 joyride fee, $15 sightseeing fee and a $25 fee for returning the plane late. There's also going to be a $7.50 fee assessment surcharge.