03-04-2010, 04:52 AM
Or vomit.
Flush out the ol' gizzard.
Seriously, did you see an alternate-universe version of that flick? 'Cause whatever you saw was not what was in the theaters.
Everyone else who went to that movie saw a horrible attempt at melodrama with no redeeming features to it whatsoever. It's not even up to any of the lousy chick-flicks that it blatantly ripped off. It's just bad. Not so bad that it's good. Just bad. Vogon-poetry-bad.
And it is dull to the point where it's surprising not to find guts all over the floor of the theater at the end from all of the guys committing seppuku out of shame for having sat through any of it instead of rushing the box office for their money back.
The time travel is a wasted plot device and the explanation for it is fundamentlly flawed (if it's random, how come he can predict where he's going?). In terms of moving the story-arc, the guy might as well be a traveling salesman.
Do yourself a favor: Eat a bowl of broken glass instead of watching that movie. You'll enjoy it more.
Flush out the ol' gizzard.
Seriously, did you see an alternate-universe version of that flick? 'Cause whatever you saw was not what was in the theaters.
Everyone else who went to that movie saw a horrible attempt at melodrama with no redeeming features to it whatsoever. It's not even up to any of the lousy chick-flicks that it blatantly ripped off. It's just bad. Not so bad that it's good. Just bad. Vogon-poetry-bad.
And it is dull to the point where it's surprising not to find guts all over the floor of the theater at the end from all of the guys committing seppuku out of shame for having sat through any of it instead of rushing the box office for their money back.
The time travel is a wasted plot device and the explanation for it is fundamentlly flawed (if it's random, how come he can predict where he's going?). In terms of moving the story-arc, the guy might as well be a traveling salesman.
Do yourself a favor: Eat a bowl of broken glass instead of watching that movie. You'll enjoy it more.