06-07-2011, 01:09 AM
I was working in the garden today and all of a sudden something huge (I think it was pterodactyl size) came out of nowhere and decided it didn't like my lower lip, latched on and stung the carp out of it! It hurts like hell, I'm producing excess saliva...OK, I'm drooling...there, I've said it (the wife says it's OK because there are women out there that apparently like guys who drool - who knew???) I can't eat, I can barely talk and my whole lower lip is swollen out to --->[................]<--- here! Fsckin A this sucks!