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Note to self: shotguns are not surgical instruments
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Bedeviled by a painful wart that no cream, ointment or doctor could cure, Sean Murphy reportedly decided to try a radical — and permanent — at-home procedure. His surgical tool: a 12-bore Beretta shotgun.
In a move that seems fitting of the Wild West, rather than modern England, the security guard fortified himself with a healthy dose of the local anaesthetic — in lager form, naturally — stretched out his left hand, aimed, and pulled the trigger.

Read the rest yourself.. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43423785/ns/...eird_news/

Good thing he didn't have a cold sore on his tongue, or hemorrhoids... :booty:
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Note to self: shotguns are not surgical instruments - by Ombligo - 06-16-2011, 04:31 PM

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