09-26-2010, 11:28 AM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the dinner menu.
Tourist: $5 Broiled Missionary: $7 Fried Explorer: $9 Freshly Baked Republicans and Democrats: $150
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Tourist: $5 Broiled Missionary: $7 Fried Explorer: $9 Freshly Baked Republicans and Democrats: $150
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."