12-29-2005, 01:50 PM
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning of a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
• anti-social personality disorders
• delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
• extreme cognitive dissonance
• inability to incorporate new information
• pronounced xenophobia and paranoia
• inability to accept responsibility for own actions
• cowardice masked by misplaced bravado
• uncontrolled facial smirking
• ignorance of geography and history
• tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
• categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
• anti-social personality disorders
• delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
• extreme cognitive dissonance
• inability to incorporate new information
• pronounced xenophobia and paranoia
• inability to accept responsibility for own actions
• cowardice masked by misplaced bravado
• uncontrolled facial smirking
• ignorance of geography and history
• tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
• categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.