01-08-2011, 12:44 AM
Seacrest wrote:
[quote=hal]
Ebert probably liked this movie, but no doubt Siskel would have panned the hell out of it.
Ebert liked the first one well enough, but his negative review of the sequel is legendary.
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.../906239997
CHRIST!! No kidding - this is great stuff:
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.