Tips and Deals' Thread Pollution

[bazookaman]

WHiiP wrote:
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. "

Perhaps, you need a personal Jobu? ? ? ? ? ?