FIOS is fast. Greasy weasel fast.

[Buzz]

"rich Corinthian leather..."

I'm w/ the jealous crowd, and cbelt3; Fios is available a block away in all directions, so the trucks even park on our block seemingly just to taunt us, but but for years now we've been stuck in a Fios-free zone. I'm gonna start slashing the tires, and vandalizing the Fios trucks when they park on our block from now on, and leave a note saying, "No Fios parking on this block until service is being installed here." :-)

Congrats Trouble, you lucky SOB.


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