After passengers get off plane, a stun gun disguised as a cell phone was found in a seatback pocket

[decay]

and my sister-in-law had her jewelry stolen out of her checked luggage at Newark. they have full control of your luggage, and can arrest you if you have anything they don't like, but if their employee steals from you, tough sh!t -- they're not responsible.

what a crock of sh!t.