Lorena Bobbit has been outdone...

[deckeda]

I bet he has no trouble with his divorce proceedings.

Judge: "Ok, now, you say he didn't love you, is that right?"
Becker: Right.
Judge: "Well, I could just about agree with you on all issues as presented but OH YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE PART WHERE YOU CUT OFF HIS PENIS?"

I vote for transplant. Maybe he'll get an upgrade.