So there I was in the gym, next thing I know I am on a stretcher...

[Ombligo]

where to start...

So that was that lump between your ears...

Don't worry, in your case there is a very good chance the neurosurgeon won't find anything in your head...

Tumorrrrrow, Tumorrrrow, the mass will come out Tumorrrow...

Don't you just hate it when something is damaged before you get a chance to use it?...

Don't let the seizures bother you. If they continue you can save money by doing the laundry while you take a bath...

If you are left with a scar, just get a zipper tattooed over it...

Brain surgery - it's like a scavenger hunt for doctors...

If anyone asks, just tell them it is to change the batteries in your radio..

The number one hobby for Neurosurgeons? Vegetable Gardening...

you now can truthfully use the excuse "I have now idea where my brain is today..."

Don't let the fact that your doctor is a mass killer frighten you...

Ask the surgeon to leave a sponge in your head so you can soak up some knowledge...

Most of all, take care and good luck - we need you back here Mike (but if things go awry - can I have your Mac?)