Unimpeachable source Rob Lowe says Peyton Manning is retiring

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From the article:

Do I think this is legit? No. Do I think there's a chance this is legit? A very, very slim one. Do I think that Rob Lowe breaking news about Peyton Manning's retirement would literally be the greatest scoop since Watergate? Absolutely.

I know I'm not into pop culture, but the last time I heard of Rob Lowe was in the third season of the West Wing. Before that? "Class."