03-24-2012, 10:49 PM
I just cannot WAIT for the morning announcements by:
A) The Pastafarian student
"Today, the cafeteria will be service the body of Our God, who has touched us all with his noodly appendages". Give thanks as you drench Him in the blood of innocent tomatoes. "
B) The Rastafarian student
"As you begin your day, hold a toke of the bountiful Herbs of God."
C) The Fundamentlist
"After the pep rally, you are each encouraged to give up your false faith in deference to the One True Faith. Please teach our lapsed Sisters in Faith that their cheerleader uniforms are an affront to God, and that they should repent for their whorish ways."
D) The Agressive Mormon Student
"And in recognition of Joseph Smith Day, I have arranged to have all of your ancestors baptized in the True Faith of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints. May the Angel Moroni smile on your MIssion."
A) The Pastafarian student
"Today, the cafeteria will be service the body of Our God, who has touched us all with his noodly appendages". Give thanks as you drench Him in the blood of innocent tomatoes. "
B) The Rastafarian student
"As you begin your day, hold a toke of the bountiful Herbs of God."
C) The Fundamentlist
"After the pep rally, you are each encouraged to give up your false faith in deference to the One True Faith. Please teach our lapsed Sisters in Faith that their cheerleader uniforms are an affront to God, and that they should repent for their whorish ways."
D) The Agressive Mormon Student
"And in recognition of Joseph Smith Day, I have arranged to have all of your ancestors baptized in the True Faith of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints. May the Angel Moroni smile on your MIssion."