05-29-2012, 11:53 PM
cbelt3 wrote:
$tevie.. I'll be brave and note that MBA is a disease, for which the only cure is experience. Those people I know that went and got MBA's after decades of actual experience found the process to be hideously annoying. Most MBA programs do not teach ANYTHING about "Management".
No, but the Six Sigma jokes are priceless and endless.
Q: How do you arrive at the unified field theory?
A: A well-documented system describing processes by which quality is optimized, minimizing opportunities for error and promoting excellence!
Q: What's the best way to bathe a cat?
A: A well-documented system describing processes by which quality is optimized, minimizing opportunities for error and promoting excellence!
mattkime wrote:
>>The jobs are not there. Period
there are definitely sectors of the economy that are growing and are having trouble finding qualified applicants. the main problem is that they require a significant amount of education. and we've cut a lot of education funding.
Not so. You just have to be willing to abandon your family to live in a filthy thin-walled 6x8 room with 3 other men, trudging through raw sewage every day to and from work, pulling 12-hour shifts of back-breaking labor with no health insurance and a near certainty of serious injury over a very short period of time. You could make $100k a year... if you live that long.
https://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/26/us/no....html?_r=1&pagewanted=all