another looney craigslist ad (gotta $100k to spare?)

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http://sacramento.craigslist.org/sys/186229952.html

Our Rocklin based LLC has recently filed 2 related uspto IP patents for new and logical financial services at POS terminals. We need someone very experienced and knowledgable of payment industry: POS payment processing terminal/hardware, smart card, software development, system integration, loyalty, debit and prepaid card services, EFT, money wires and ACH. WE NEED A WORKING DEMO MODEL as soon as possible for current licencing negotiations.

WE ALSO NEED A PRIVATE OR ANGEL INVESTOR ASAP TO FINANCE APPROX 100k FOR MANUFACTURING AND LICENSING; RESPONSE HAS BEEN OVERWHELMING AND OUR SOLUTION IS SIMPLE. FAST AND LUCRATIVE ROI, APPROXIMATELY 5 MILLION IN PROJECTED REVENUES FIRST YEAR; INVESTMENT OR LOAN IS SECURED BY % OF PATENT EQUITY ASSIGNMENT. Please email me with the best time to reach you and a fax number for our mutual NDA... I will contact you promptly. Thank you.

Let me get this straight... you want me to design this thingy, build it and lend you $100,000? Sure... where do I sign up?