11-25-2013, 09:01 AM
Weasily jerks kowtowing to the implacable greed of the spineless Larry Tate (only Milburn Drysdale was comparably ineffectual, self-obsessed and insufferably greedy). This smokin' hot, intelligent blond spent way too much energy dodging Darren's soul-crushing demand that she constantly bottle up her dazzling magical powers just so that he could play house. Endora and Serena couldn't ever budge Sam from capitulating to this chauvinist pig of a double man. It wasn't enough to stifle her, he had to put the kibosh on EVERYBODY'S powers, even Tabitha's. Only when Larry and Darren royally fouled up an ad campaign, was Samantha "allowed" to bend the rules to bail their feeble jackasses out of the fire. Endora should have just killed him. But Sam begged her to back off all the time, so she could only turn him into different creatures the reverse of which often required the services of "real man" thrill seeking, living life to the fullest, the esteemed Dr. Bombay who was "always" in the midst of a great and exciting adventure. Sam would call for him in shame. "Emergency, come right away." tsk.
And I haven't even started on the bombshell Jeannie, who's explosive magical powers were always being held in check by the brown nosing Anthony Nelson lest she be forced to endure being bottled up as punishment despite the fact that she could instantly destroy him. She's always having to fight off the leers of Major Healy while Tony spent an inordinate amount of time trying to please the hack Psychology of Dr. Bellows and his constant suspicions. Every other man in Cocoa Beach would be thrilled with this loving super siren that could grant you the most sumptuous life without you having to do a stitch of work.
Somebody had to say it.
And I haven't even started on the bombshell Jeannie, who's explosive magical powers were always being held in check by the brown nosing Anthony Nelson lest she be forced to endure being bottled up as punishment despite the fact that she could instantly destroy him. She's always having to fight off the leers of Major Healy while Tony spent an inordinate amount of time trying to please the hack Psychology of Dr. Bellows and his constant suspicions. Every other man in Cocoa Beach would be thrilled with this loving super siren that could grant you the most sumptuous life without you having to do a stitch of work.
Somebody had to say it.