01-14-2013, 03:33 AM
Some great lines that have already been released from hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler...
Tina: “Ricky Gervais could not be here tonight because he is no longer technically in show business.”
Amy: “We want to assure you that we have no intention of being edgy or offensive tonight because, as
Ricky learned the hard way, when you run afoul of the Hollywood Foreign Press, they make you host this
show two more times.”
Amy: “Kathryn Bigelow’s nominated tonight. I haven’t really been following the controversy over Zero Dark
Thirty, but when it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron.”
Tina: “Anne Hathaway, you gave a stunning performance in Les Miserables. I have not seen someone so
totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars.”
Tina: “Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares.”
Amy: “Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu — and I hear she’s amazing in it.”
Tina: “Ricky Gervais could not be here tonight because he is no longer technically in show business.”
Amy: “We want to assure you that we have no intention of being edgy or offensive tonight because, as
Ricky learned the hard way, when you run afoul of the Hollywood Foreign Press, they make you host this
show two more times.”
Amy: “Kathryn Bigelow’s nominated tonight. I haven’t really been following the controversy over Zero Dark
Thirty, but when it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron.”
Tina: “Anne Hathaway, you gave a stunning performance in Les Miserables. I have not seen someone so
totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco at the Oscars.”
Tina: “Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares.”
Amy: “Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu — and I hear she’s amazing in it.”