[poll] how many pairs of speakers makes one a Speaker W-ore?

[Lux Interior]

I have:

one 7.1 system
one 5.1 system
2.1 (Soundsticks) for the iMac
2.0 for the screened porch
2.0 for the deck
two Audyssey airplay speakers
one Klipsch airplay speaker
one iHome airplay speaker
two JBL airplay docks
one Logitech Pure-Fi Anywhere dock
one Alteck-lansing dock
Various headphones & earbuds both wired & BT.

Edit: And a few other pairs not hooked up to anything.